Hunting holiday: a special report from the front line

The other day, I caught a few minutes of a radio program about women’s sex holidays, which may or may not have been Woman’s Hour on BBC Radio in the UK. Anyhow, the gist seemed to be that what used to be a fairly secret affair is now a fast growing industry, all part of our day and age of female empowerment.

Sadly, I seemed to have missed all the good bits: actual tips on destinations.

Thinking of sex holidays, a country that comes to mind instantly is Thailand, and as it happens, I’m in Bangkok right now.  Sex here is everywhere on display – I’m talking giant billboard posters at every traffic light. Granted, it’s geared towards men (unless you’re a woman into young pretty girls, I suppose, which I’m not). But girls here have seduction worked down to a tick, and it makes you wonder if you shouldn’t give them a try. No, really. They put so much skill into fluttering eyelashes, that they must have sexual tricks to teach even a serious player like me. I’ll think about it.

But for this holiday, I plan to concentrate on getting what I like best. And I’m happy to report that pretty young men seem to be in no short supply either – if not on posters yet, at least in real life. Which, let’s face it, is where it really matters.