Back to hunting basics: baby brothers

Lloyd’s wife Lana is a very sexy, relaxed and fun-loving woman, as I am quickly finding out. A few girls’ nights out, such as the “tricky Tones night”, provided enough opportunities to assess this. I really like her. I was therefore delighted when she produced a young brother a couple of nights ago. His name is Phet and he hardly speaks any English, but he’s a doll – so who cares?

In a rare moment of clarity, I thought I’d better enquire if this young man was legal. I mean, he does look awfully young. I chose to ask Lloyd rather than Lana, because clearly, even though she’s relaxed and all that, I don’t know her that well. And we’re talking about her baby brother here.

I shouldn’t have worried so much: Lloyd went straight to his wife and related my enquiry. Her instant fit of laughter was a clear sign that all’s good: I’m free to pounce on her much younger sibling if I’m so inclined.

Well tomorrow, we’re off to party town Vang Vieng for the weekend. And if I’ve understood correctly, Phet is coming with us. And yes, at twenty-one (and a half), he’s perfectly legal.